Procurement Integrity Confirmed, Pending Next Hearing And Next Media Cycle
DARWIN – Defence has moved to reassure the public that procurement processes remain robust, after…
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Microsoft ANZ Launches “Partner for Purpose” Week After Realising Purpose Tests Better Than Apology
Microsoft Australia and New Zealand has promoted new “purpose-led” partner messaging this week, as observers…
Mob Says “Send Help, Not Cops”, Parliament Says “We’ll Workshop That”
ADELAIDE – Indigenous organisations are backing a push for South Australia to fund care-led alternatives…
Club Announces New Leaders, Media Immediately Asks Them To Fix Society By Round 1
MELBOURNE – St Kilda has promoted young players into its leadership group, with First Nations…
Town Still Boiling Water In 2026, Government Announces “Hydration Stakeholder Engagement Framework”
CHERBOURG – An Aboriginal community north-west of Brisbane is still facing regular boil-water alerts, prompting…
Mining Giant Hosts “Impact Workshop”, Announces New Metric: Feelings Per Dollar
BOORLOO/PERTH – A major resources company has gathered dozens of community partners for a two-day…
Government Lowers Remote Food Prices, Shocked To Discover People Like Eating
LOCKHART RIVER – A remote food subsidy is delivering relief in Lockhart River, with locals…
Sacred Area Given Highest Protection After Getting Damaged First, As Is Tradition
EAST KIMBERLEY – Western Australia has declared Darrajayin an Aboriginal Protected Area, offering the strongest…
Government Funds Remote Wi-Fi, Immediately Launches “Password Reset Strategy” To Close The Gap
HALLS CREEK – A new community Wi-Fi rollout is set to boost internet access in…
Parliament Invites First Nations Youth Stories, Immediately Requests They Fit Neatly Into A “Positive Narrative”
CANBERRA – A national storytelling competition has opened for Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander students,…
NDIS Mob Getting Ripped Off, System Says “Have You Tried A Complaint Form?”
DARWIN – Calls for tighter scrutiny are rising after claims some disability service providers are…
Mob Came To Remember, Ministers Came With A Microphone
CANBERRA – Stolen Generations survivors have gathered in Canberra for the apology anniversary, sharing stories…
Mob Fighting For Water, System Says “Best We Can Do Is A Checkbox”
CANBERRA – A landmark High Court case is testing how Aboriginal cultural rights interact with…
WA Opens $62.5m Ranger Round, Immediately Adds 62.5 Pages Of Forms To “Support Country”
PERTH – Western Australia has opened a new funding round for Aboriginal ranger groups, promising…
Renewable Giant Withdraws “No Native Title Here” Filing After Discovering Google Maps Has People On It
A renewable energy developer has pulled back from court proceedings aimed at clearing the path…
Authorities Assure Public They Took The Threat Seriously, Just Not Urgently
PERTH – Questions are being asked after claims an explosive device was handled following a…
After Decades Of Royalties, Community Finally Receives What It Always Wanted: A Meeting About The Royalties
JABIRU – Community tensions in Jabiru have again highlighted the long shadow of royalties: big…
Netball clinic inspires kids after sponsors bravely deploy “role models” and two dozen hi-vis lanyards
CHERBOURG, QLD – A community sports session has delivered hope, high knees, and a suspiciously…
First Nation Buys Its Own Backup Power After Governments Deliver Thoughts, Prayers and a Project Plan
WINNIPEG – A Manitoba First Nation has bought its own backup generators after extended outages…
Mob Block the Port, Judge Says “Move Along” – Meanwhile Cargill’s PR Team Starts Stretching
SANTARÉM, BRAZIL – A federal court has reinstated an order to clear Indigenous protesters blocking…
Government Declares Crime Down, Announces New “Feeling Safer” KPI With Optional Reality
DARWIN – Northern Territory leaders have cited fresh figures showing crime has fallen, crediting tough-on-crime…
Court Finds “Oppressive Conduct” At Aboriginal Medical Service, Board Announces New “Harmony Framework” To Oppress More Consistently
PERTH – A Federal Court decision has found “oppressive conduct” in a governance dispute at…
UTS Appoints Linda Burney To Boost Aboriginal Participation, Immediately Forms 14 Committees To Discuss It
SYDNEY – The University of Technology Sydney has confirmed it will improve Aboriginal participation in…
Government Unveils Indigenous Strategy, Confirms It Will Live Forever And Therefore Never Finish
CANBERRA – A new Indigenous strategy has been launched with strong language, stronger branding, and…
Nuclear Talks Resume as Delegations Agree to “De-Escalate Using Inside Voices”
GENEVA — Negotiators from the United States and Iran have returned to the table for…
Russia–Ukraine peace talks in Geneva
Peace talks involving Russia and Ukraine continued today, with negotiators arriving in serious faces and…
Company Uses Te Reo Māori For Branding, Promises “Respectful Engagement” After Product Launches Worldwide
AUCKLAND — A dispute has flared after an overseas brand used te reo Māori in…
They Speed-Running Mines But Asking Mob To “Please Allow 18 Months For Feedback”
OTTAWA — New fast-track measures aimed at accelerating major projects have sparked concern among First…
Mob says “keep kids with family” and the system replies “best we can do is a brochure”
SYDNEY, 16 Feb – Fresh concern about Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander child removals has…
Native patrols return to Minneapolis streets, this time to keep an eye on the people keeping an eye on them
Minneapolis, Sunday – Native community patrols have returned to city streets, not to enforce immigration…