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Labor Celebrates Larger Majority by Launching ‘Close Enough’ Gap Initiative

Following a sweeping electoral victory, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese proudly unveiled Labor’s revolutionary new approach to Indigenous policy – the “Close Enough” Gap initiative. Addressing a cheering crowd, Albanese enthusiastically announced the government’s excitement to continue its long-standing tradition of doing essentially nothing, proudly noting, “We’ve already spent three years masterfully avoiding real action… and […]