Stateless Free-loader Scabs Free Ride ‘On a Promise’…..

A Czech Nomad who has successfully hustled his way across the Australian Outback, dodging protestors hurling navel oranges asking for hand-outs, claims his success largely rests on the support of Mob who empathised with his loss of Country.

However, conflicting stories from Uncle Bob state that the Czech had bought a caravan without a vehicle to transport it, like a politician without a plan. Apparently, the Czech nomad had informed the local elders that if they helped ‘Tow his load’ to Sydney, they’d get a free pass to the annual Caravan Derby. However, Uncle Bob stated to this masthead that “along the way, while we was getting fuel; that Cheeky Bugger took off and hitched himself to a White Party before taking off without giving us mob a popcorn show!” The ‘Cheeky Czech’ was reportedly last spotted leasing his caravan out on Airbnb at a tent city location along the Northern Rivers.