Aboriginal Land Councils refuse to close gaps anymore. Pauline is still looking for gaps.

In a UNPRECEDENTED move, NSW Land Councils have confirmed they will suspend participation in Closing the Gap governance forums and NSW Government advisory committees, stating there’s not enough Subway Platters or Lanyards available to convince them the gap can be closed.

Meanwhile Pauline Hanson’s ‘One Station’ continues to look for ANY musical seats in a game of who can beg for the most handouts to ensure that ‘Every Australian will be treated as equal under one flag and one culture,’ reminding the public that meritocracy still exists. Aunty Koomba quoted as saying ‘Yeah-Nah there’s NO-WAY we can CLOSE her GAP, she got too many holes’. #Gammon #Satire #Can’tMakeThisUp