Local Accounting Firm Discovers ‘Secret’ Aboriginal Heritage Just in Time for NAIDOC Funding

In a remarkable twist of fate, local accounting firm White & Co. has proudly announced the discovery of a previously unknown Indigenous heritage connection, coincidentally emerging just as NAIDOC Week and its associated funding opportunities – begins…

Initially, the firm’s employees expressed surprise at the conveniently timed genealogical revelation. Nevertheless, CEO Bruce Thompson swiftly assured the media that this discovery was thoroughly legitimate, citing an extensive weekend spent scouring ancestry websites.

Subsequently, the firm issued no fewer than six press releases highlighting its newfound identity, each accompanied by compelling hashtags such as #AlwaysWasAlwaysWillBeAccounting and #IndigenousFundingReady.

Moreover, Thompson enthusiastically stated – “We’ve always felt a deep, subconscious affinity with Indigenous Australians, particularly during funding rounds…”

Consequently, the firm’s branding has seen a sudden influx of Aboriginal-inspired imagery with traditional accounting ledgers now featuring dot paintings and Dreamtime-themed tax return documents.

Finally, community scepticism has been politely dismissed by the firm’s newly hired cultural advisor, Thompson’s nephew who confidently confirmed:

“Our heritage is genuine enough for government paperwork / approval.”