Corporate CEO Claims Allyship by Posting Indigenous Quotes on LinkedIn Exclusively During NAIDOC Week

During NAIDOC Week, corporate CEO Marcus Bennett of Peak Finance proudly declared himself a leading Indigenous ally after posting several carefully-selected inspirational quotes from famous Indigenous activists – exclusively on LinkedIn….

Initially uncertain how brief digital posts qualified as genuine allyship, Bennett enthusiastically clarified through extensive media outreach that each quote received significant online applause, clearly proving his meaningful commitment.

Moreover, Bennett confidently issued multiple press releases detailing the incredible personal journey he undertook by copy-pasting Indigenous wisdom onto social media, strategically tagging influential Indigenous figures to further his own corporate profile.

Nonetheless, when questioned by reporters about practical actions beyond quotes, Bennett swiftly explained:

“Genuine allyship isn’t about money or policies; it’s about maximising engagement metrics.”

Consequently, Peak Finance confidently applied for substantial Indigenous economic empowerment funding, enthusiastically citing Bennett’s widely shared LinkedIn posts as conclusive evidence of their “deep commitment”.

Ultimately, Bennett concluded NAIDOC Week by praising his own bravery, promising more socially responsible posts for future funding seasons…

Of course, Bennett’s LinkedIn activity went viral (tons of likes), probably due to the enthusiastic clicks from his extensive payroll / employees…