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New checklist proves $20m programs are working if you tick the boxes

A new national metric will convert every ministerial photo into “jobs, inclusive of GST”. During a visit to the Yarpa Hub, Minister for Indigenous Australians Senator Malarndirri McCarthy welcomed the Selfie Multiplier, a policy instrument priced at $20.35 million. The device counts smiles as productivity. A senior department spokesperson said the program “leverages photogenicity synergies”. […]