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Knicks Fans Console Themselves Over 53-Year Drought By Visiting Mob Still Waiting On 1626 ‘Manhattan Deal’

As New York supporters wept over a championship gap stretching back to 1973, distraught fans reportedly found unexpected comfort Wednesday from local Lenape descendants, who are still waiting to hear back on the 1626 sale of Manhattan. “Fifty-three years? That’s nothing, you’ll be right,” said Lenape spokesman Joey Strongbow, patting a sobbing man in a […]