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Man Who Won’t Stop Talking Accidentally Cuts Fight Time Down to 10 Seconds, Robs Everyone of Value for Money

A heavyweight who would not stop talking has reportedly motivated the lightweight champion to finish his opponent in ten seconds instead of two minutes, accidentally short-changing every fan who paid to watch. “That fella Hokit talked so much the champ now wants it over before the kettle boils,” said Murri commentator Uncle Kevin, watching from […]