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US Soldier Charged With Insider Trading After Forgetting Insider Trading Is Only Legal If You’re The Insider Not The Trader

NEW YORK, Thursday – A US Army Master Sergeant who helped extract Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro from his own palace at rifle-point has been charged with five criminal offences after committing the bootlicker’s classic error of confusing proximity to power with membership in it. Master Sgt. Gannon Ken Van Dyke allegedly placed 13 bets totalling […]