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Bomb-Signing Officially Added To Visa “Good Character” Test

CANBERRA – The Minister for Immigration and Multicultural Affairs has confirmed that demonstrating “good character” for entry to Australia now includes a willingness to autograph high‑tech explosives. “We’re a generous nation” Tony Burke told reporters, unveiling a glossy brochure featuring Israeli president Isaac Herzog beaming next to a freshly signed missile. “We don’t just welcome […]